Absolutely Goosed — Irish Slang Unisex T-Shirt
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€17,99
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€17,99
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Absolutely Goosed — Irish Slang Unisex T-Shirt
€17,99
Sale price
€17,99
Regular price
Spiritually horizontal. One minor inconvenience away from hibernation. If you know, you know.
"Absolutely Goosed" is peak Irish — the perfect way to describe that specific state of being, where you're not just tired, you're done. Finished. Good luck and thanks. Cooked.
This unisex graphic tee features a profoundly defeated goose who has fully accepted his fate, and honestly? Same.
Whether you're recovering from a festival, surviving a Monday, or still haunted by that last pint — this tee gets it. No explanation required.
Perfect for:
- Chronic overcommitters
- Parents of small humans
- People who said "one more pint"
- Monday survivors
- Anyone who peaked in 2019
- Festival aftermath, travel fatigue, life in general
Why You'll Love It
Printed on the Gildan 6400 Heavy Cotton unisex tee — built for everyday wear, relaxed fit, and sharp DTG printing that holds up wash after wash.
- Sizes S–3XL
- True to size relaxed fit — size up for oversized, size down for closer fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours)
- Classic crew neck, tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Printed on demand — made specifically for your order, zero excess waste
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out · Tumble dry low · Do not iron directly on print
Shipping
Printed and dispatched within 2–5 business days ·
US delivery 5–10 days · Ireland & EU 3–7 days
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |