Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
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€17,99
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€17,99
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Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
€17,99
Sale price
€17,99
Regular price
You've thought about this carefully. The maths checks out.
There are only two sides here. You're either drinking 15 beers with me — in which case, welcome, pull up a chair, the round is on you — or you're drinking 15 beers against me. No other explanation. No middle ground. This is logic. Cold, beer-soaked, reasonable logic.
Choose your side.
Perfect for:
- People with strong opinions about who's on their team
- Anyone who's done 15 beers and arrived at some conclusions
- Deck chair philosophers with zero time for neutrality
- Loyal drinking companions and suspicious non-drinkers
- Funny gift for the friend who takes beer very seriously
With me or against me. The pint doesn't lie. The pint cares about you.
Why You'll Love It
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex tee — bold gold, black and white graphic featuring a very confident man in a deck chair who has already done the maths.
- Sizes S–5XL (15 beers comes in all sizes)
- True to size relaxed fit — size up for oversized, size down for closer fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours)
- Bold full-colour front chest graphic — pints, attitude, and zero ambiguity
- Classic crew neck, tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Printed on demand — made specifically for your order, zero excess waste
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out · Tumble dry low · Do not iron directly on print
Shipping: Printed and dispatched within 2–5 business days · US delivery 5–10 days · Ireland & EU 3–7 days
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |