Absolutely Goosed Hoodie | Irish Slang Graphic Hoodie | JuiceButton
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€34,99
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Absolutely Goosed Hoodie | Irish Slang Graphic Hoodie | JuiceButton
€34,99
Sale price
€34,99
Regular price
Spiritually horizontal. One minor inconvenience away from hibernation.
If you know, you know.
"Absolutely Goosed" is peak Irish — the perfect way to describe that specific state of being where you're not just tired, you're done. Finished. Properly cooked. No battery, no backup battery, no will to locate a charger.
This hoodie featuring a profoundly defeated goose is for those moments where you need your outerwear to communicate on your behalf. The goose has accepted his fate. The hood is up. We're not taking questions.
Perfect for:
- Chronic overcommitters
- Parents of small humans
- People who said "one more pint"
- Monday survivors
- Anyone who peaked in 2019
- Festival aftermath, travel fatigue, life in general
The goose has given up. The hoodie has not.
Why You'll Love It
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hoodie — bold graphic, relaxed fit, built for those days when only a hood will do.
- Sizes S–5XL (exhaustion doesn't discriminate)
- True to size relaxed fit — size up for oversized, size down for closer fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend
- Bold DTG print that holds up wash after wash
- Double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Printed on demand — made specifically for your order, zero excess waste
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out · Tumble dry low · Do not iron directly on print
Shipping: Printed and dispatched within 2–5 business days · US delivery 5–10 days · Ireland & EU 3–7 days
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |