Work Medium Play Medium T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee | JuiceButton
Work hard. Play hard. That's what they say.
Respectfully — no thank you.
Work Medium. Play Medium. A more considered approach.
Enough effort to stay employed. Enough relaxation to stay sane. A cold pint, a deck chair, and absolutely no intention of giving 110% of anything to anyone today.
This is not laziness. This is balance. Carefully calibrated, thoroughly researched, beer-assisted balance.
Perfect for:
- People who've quietly rejected hustle culture
- Anyone whose ambition peaked at "grand"
- Office survivors who clock out on time, every time
- Deck chair philosophers with a cold pint
- Funny gift for the colleague who does exactly enough
Hard work is overrated. Medium work is right there.
Why You'll Love It
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex tee — bold gold, black and white graphic featuring a very relaxed man in a deck chair who has absolutely figured it out.
- Sizes S–5XL (medium effort comes in all sizes)
- True to size relaxed fit — size up for oversized, size down for closer fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours)
- Bold full-colour front chest graphic — deck chair, pint, zero stress
- Classic crew neck, tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Printed on demand — made specifically for your order, zero excess waste
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out · Tumble dry low · Do not iron directly on print
Shipping: Printed and dispatched within 2–5 business days · US delivery 5–10 days · Ireland & EU 3–7 days
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |