You'd Be Amazed How Many Times T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee | JuiceButton
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You'd Be Amazed How Many Times T-Shirt | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee | JuiceButton
€17,99
Sale price
€17,99
Regular price
You've heard the expression. You know how it's supposed to go.
F*ck around. Find out. Simple enough in theory.
Except somehow, against all odds and on multiple occasions, the finding out part just... hasn't happened. You've done the f*cking around. Repeatedly. Enthusiastically. And yet here you are — none the wiser, zero consequences, not a single thing found out.
You'd be amazed, honestly.
Perfect for:
- People who've beaten the system entirely by accident
- Chronic risk-takers with suspiciously good luck
- Anyone who's gotten away with it more times than they should
- Sarcasm enthusiasts and self-aware disaster magnets
- Funny gift for the friend who always lands on their feet
The odds were not in your favour. And yet.
Why You'll Love It
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex tee — bold white text on striking orange, high-impact design that does not go unnoticed.
- Sizes S–5XL (getting away with it comes in all sizes)
- True to size relaxed fit — size up for oversized, size down for closer fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colours)
- Bold front text graphic — readable at distance, unmistakable up close
- Classic crew neck, tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Printed on demand — made specifically for your order, zero excess waste
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out · Tumble dry low · Do not iron directly on print
Shipping: Printed and dispatched within 2–5 business days · US delivery 5–10 days · Ireland & EU 3–7 days
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |